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creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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lumarios-kirby-fcs:

When you say the right words in the wrong order

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queenconsuelabananahammock:

sushiandsavasana:

This says everything.

Don’t it though?

queenconsuelabananahammock:

sushiandsavasana:

This says everything.

Don’t it though?

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proivy:

ENNOUGH

proivy:

ENNOUGH

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paperplanesky:

shining-magically:

newerleaf:

flancrossing:

this is a hat you can buy

I’M FUCKING DYING

WHY

Why is this a thing…

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safety-officer-barto:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

safety-officer-barto:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

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supermunchor:

i love these i have a folder dedicated to them

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allthingstechtheatre:

whitehairkun:

uhhsage:

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

december-whether-or-not

"The Bible says Adam and Eve,

not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

Mom: “your just going through a stage”

Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*

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